dj watched 5 minutes of World Cup Live with James Corden. I was babysitting for friends who for some reason have better things to do than watch ze Germans and the Ockers, and I wanted to give Mrs dj a night off, and the chance to do some ironing.
I was going to go on at length about this program on the evidence provided, but along with the bile that this complete fucking piece of shit brought up was a more touching realisation that our's is a nation in decline. And I'm not about to turn into the Daily Mail.
There used to be a this TV show where a brilliant, epoch-defining broadcaster presided over a bunch of braying wankers in two rooms, one big one, and one small one with a big desk and seats for guests. He regularly used to shout at the wankers so they could participate, and had a mix of celebrity guests on to chat. The program wasn't perfect, but you watched it every week. It wasn't a great show, looking back, it was a bit blokey, but it made you laugh, it had great bands, and it was zeitgeisty.
There was also a show where two good comedians who knew stuff about football had celebrity guests in to talk about football in front of a crowd of braying wankers, and made amusing observations about the game. They regularly used to shout at the wankers to get them to join in. The program wasn't perfect, but you watched it every week. It wasn't a great show, it was a bit blokey, but it made you laugh, they knew about football, and it was zeigeisty.
Now there's a show where a shit comedian who knows nothing about football presides over a bunch of braying wankers in two rooms. He regularly shouts at the wankers to encourage participation and he has celebrity guests in to talk about football. The program is not perfect, in fact it's probably as far away from perfect as it could be, and if you see it, you'll want to pluck your eyes out to avoid watching it again. It's not a great show, there aren't any good bands anywhere, they know fuck all about football, the man behind it is a big fat wanker with nothing to bring to any fucking tables, and it couldn't be less zeitgeisty if it tried.
Why the fuck has anyone decided that this terrible television program should be on? And every fucking day? Depressing.
DJ's Football World
3 comments:
I can't work out what the first show is.
Anyway, at least you can avoid Corden's World Cup show by just not watching it. As a Dr Who geek I had to suffer the cunt in the last episode.
Oh yeah, did Zac Efron really say that he was "looking foward to the U.S.A vs. Manchester United game" on the Corden show?
TFI Friday. I didn't watch enough of the Corden program to see Zac Efron.
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